Hey! As the Title says, I love anything fantasy related: Anime <3, Harry Potter, Avengers, Game of Thrones, Video Games, and much much more! I also do post K-Pop related things as well and pretty much anything I find amusing! ^.^
LOOK AT THAT MONSTER.
NOT HIS FACE EITHER.
DEAR LORD. MY OVARIES.
if i take long to answer your message it’s probably because i’m 50 miles down my dash
parents: i want the truth
me: *tells truth*
parents: nope youre lying wrong answer
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also
This specifically refers to a hand striking the side of a person’s face, tells quite a different story when placed in it’s proper historical context. In Jesus’s time, striking someone of a lower class ( a servant) with the back of the hand was used to assert authority and dominance. If the persecuted person “turned the other cheek,” the discipliner was faced with a dilemma. The left hand was used for unclean purposes, so a back-hand strike on the opposite cheek would not be performed. Another alternative would be a slap with the open hand as a challenge or to punch the person, but this was seen as a statement of equality. Thus, by turning the other cheek the persecuted was in effect putting an end to the behavior or if the slapping continued the person would lawfully be deemed equal and have to be released as a servant/slave.
THAT makes a lot more sense, now, thank you.
It’s only 10 pm why am I laughing so hard at the eyes on his mask getting wider